DOG ATE MY SELL A very small missing-property investigation FILE A REPORT
A scruffy terrier holding the red SELL key in its mouth

I TRIED
TO SELL.

The dog had already eaten the key.

SUBJECT REFUSES TO DROP THE EVIDENCE.
01 / START HERE

A reconstruction, not a trading tool

There used to be
a button here.

The keyboard tells one story. The dog tells another. Press the empty space, then decide which version makes it into the report.

DESK PHOTO / APPROX. 3 MINUTES AFTER THE INCIDENT
BUYHOLDESC

We left the empty slot exactly as we found it.

02 / WHAT WE ACTUALLY FOUND

The evidence
is not helping him.

Click the objects. Each one gets added to your case. Nothing here is live market data; this is a fictional dog crime.

RECORDED STATEMENT0 / 3 FILED

“Sell key? I thought you said smell key.”

Select an exhibit to hear his explanation.

🐾 signed with a paw, allegedly
03 / HIS SIDE OF THE STORY

He would like
to explain.

Choose the excuse he gave you. The report changes with it. He is equally confident about all three.

“You kept saying the market was eating you alive. I thought I'd help.”
04 / YOU'RE THE WITNESS NOW

Close the case.
Or don't.

Make a report worth showing someone. Everything is made in your browser: no account, no wallet, no upload.

YOUR VERDICT

A case is ready to file. Your choices change the report.

LIVE PREVIEW / CASE 001YOUR COPY

Verdict: guilty, but cute. Evidence filed: none. Note: I checked the keyboard twice.

END OF FILE / UNTIL HE DOES IT AGAIN

The case is fictional. The dog isn't a trading strategy.

OFFICIAL TOKEN STATUS

No contract has been added here yet. When one exists, check the exact address here and in the admin pin — never a DM.